dn0502.jpg:: Schools chief Paul Vallas to leave for much cleaner city. -Inq-

:: McGreevy’s ex’s gaydar on the fritz. Daily News inexplicably compares her to Princess Di (?!?). Um… wha? I guess maybe Bon Jovi can rework “I’ll Be There For You” to include her name or something.

:: Also, for shame, DN. You can photoshop up freaky headed Knoxes and Blackwells, but you can’t put Alycia Lane in a bikini? I’m so disappointed in you.
:: Alycia Lane: Just Friends With Rich Eisen -PWD-

:: Philebrity retracts rumor about sale of Philadelphia Weekly. Man, what the hell is his beef with them, anyway?